10 Things You May (or May Not) Want to Know About Me
- I have a scoatch of OCD.
- I think almost everything is funny.
- I’m allergic to mosquitoes.
- I prefer reality television over reality.
- I love my Fur-Baby (almost) as much as I love my husband.
- I bruise easily.
- My favorite food is the kind that’s delivered to my door.
- If I could have any super power it would be the ability to order takeout telepathically and teleport to pick it up. (Ok, I guess that’s 2 powers.)
- EXCLAMATION POINTS AND CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!
- I think hyperbole is the best thing ever.
“You know what we need?”
“You know what we should do?”
“[Fill in the blank] is so much better in Seattle.”
“I don’t like [fill in the blank] anymore.”